You may as well stop reading now because that's it for this episode. The highlight. The best bit. The creme de la creme. Go on, then, carry on if you must...
Grappling with her conscience, Carla decides that she wants to visit Stella in hospital. Frank tries to discourage her, saying that she doesn't want to see Stella lifeless. Why shouldn't she? We've had to since she came into the show. Being the sneaky broad she is, though, she visits her anyway, while Frank is busy at work.
Unfortunately for her, she can't sneak past Karl, too, who doesn't let her see Stella, telling her that Frank has done enough already. Snubbed at the hospital, Carla talks to Peter, and breaks down (shame the car didn't) and reveals it was her driving the car.
Back at the hospital, Stella has had her tubes taken out (shouldn't be much of a blow at her age, to be honest. What? Ah, those tubes.) but still hasn't come round. She's less likely to be dead, though. I suppose that's good. She's even well enough to finally open her eyes and, less positively, her mouth.
Relations are a bit frosty between Cheryl and Chris, despite his apology. Chris offers to find somewhere else to stay but Lloyd, thinking it's to do with his behaviour, convinces Chris, reluctantly, to stay. He then tells him that Pirates Of The Caribbean will make him lose the will to live because, well, if the tumour doesn't crush you, Johnny Depp will.
Lloyd tells Chris about tickets to a concert he has brought as a present for Cheryl. Chris then takes Cheryl and Russ to the cinema, ruining Lloyd's plan. When he is brought to task by Lloyd, Chris insists that he didn't know. The lying slaphead.
After Tyrone's success at the bar, he launches into an impromptu R-Kelly tribute, to the annoyance of Tommy and Kevin. I hope, for Kirsty's sake, he doesn't try to sing to her. Tommy spills the beans to Kev about why she really showed an interest in Ty.
Annoying Sean considers throwing a sicky so he can take time out to take Dylan out. Eileen suggests stitching his arm to his leg. I suggest stitching his irritating gob shut. Sean becomes (more) pathetic and annoying about Dylan going home as the episode progresses, as well as revealing he'll do anything for a sherbet dib-dab. Some things should not be broadcast. That sentence is one of them.
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